People never know how their breath smells.
One guy that sells me stuff always has listerine breath to cover the malt liquor I smell underneath it.
My co worker has breath like french onion sun chips because she eats them ALL the time.
I hated teachers that had breath like coffee and shit. I wouldn't ask for their help.
My kids at the moment have taco breath.
Today something funny happened to me. As much as I think anything other than minty gum does not smell good coming from someone else's mouth, like beer, onions, cheese....ugh....anyway I was at the grocery store with my son Jalen. We bought a bag of corn nuts at the last minute for our ride. We went to the next grocery store in town because I, of course forgot something. I have to leave the car running because my son is in the car eating corn nuts. I ate a few. I also have to leave my car running until final destination because....well thats another story.
I went to the expresss lane. This lady 4 people in front of me has one of those little baskets for your shopping convenience. She has it stuffed with about 27 little items. I sigh.
Why don't the cashier kick her off? Just because her basket is little? I never take more than the standard 6 items through....hardly ever.
I sigh again.
All of a sudden the dude in front of me says save my spot and looks fastly and furiously around the store. I watch hims search the ends of the aisles until he finds his prize.
Two bags of corn nuts.
For some reason he comes back, happy and smiling. I was craving these so bad all of a sudden.
I smile at him with my mouth closed and quit sighing.
I still think, how the hell can someone having corn nut breath make you hungry?