Oh Oprah...I have criticized you in the past...mainly for giving advice on parenting....when you have no kids.
And marriage...when you are not.
And heartbreak...when you are happy.
And life, dieting, dress, make-up, pets...everything under the moon you know about. Shit, you probably know if a cow really jumped over the moon.
Anyway I apologize for my critique in the past of your life.
I mean...I can't hold it against you that you know EVERYTHING!
For real real, if I had a handsome man like yours....why marry him? He ain't goin nowhere.
Not when you have a gaboobazillion dollars.
Shoot it must be easy to tell people how to diet, eat right, and exercise...when you have your own personal chef, personal trainer, and life coach. Can't forget the golden Nikes.
Must be easy to tell people that if you feel good on the inside...you look great....especially when you have your own stylist, hair stylist and make-up artist.
And the way your yappy little pups have their own nanny...can't be much different than kids. Go and tell people how to raise their kids!
Tell us to have self esteem like you. I mean after all your magazine has been going for well over 5 years and not one other person has ever been on the cover....except.................you.
Life has got to be good and easy when you have a gaboobazillion dollars. So go on with your bad self...tell us how to live it to the fullest.
Just can't guarantee I will listen.
Cuz I got like twenty bucks.