Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Random Writing Challenge #16

For the Random Writing Challenge, using the first sentence to build a story.

How could this be happening now?

How did I end up here? With this crazy chick named Dana. It felt like just yesterday, I was all brand new and shit. Then she snatched me up and has been using the hell out of me every since then.

I admit the attention was cool at first. Now she walks all over me and makes me tired every night. I didn't want all this. I just wanted to sit in the corner somewhere, and let her maybe walk all over with me once in a great while. But she loves me.

She loves me so much, that crazy bitch takes me to work almost every day. That's a little too much "together time", if you know what I mean.

I'm not "that kind of guy." I just want to go back in the closet, I don't think this chick is for me. I don't need this psycho shit. Im going to blow up soon and scream at her "THROW ME BACK IN THE CLOSET, PSYCHO!!!"

Signed,

Dana's Green Chuck Taylors

7 comments:

Mies said...

Hey there, Dana's Green Chuck Taylors...
I have a pair just like you only pink. They've buried themselves under an old pair of Nikes and worn out fuzzy bunny slippers thinking I'll never find them...But, they have a rude awakening coming now that you've reminded me of them...LOOK OUT forgotten tennies, here I come!!!
Say Hi to Dana...Thanks...

Mies said...

Hey again Dana's Chuck Taylors...I meant to also add, tell Dana I enjoyed this post very much, as I do the rest of the blog. I like how she kinda just picks random things out of the air to write about as well as more serious subjects...Thank you, will be back to read more....

Dana Dane said...

thanks....now can i read your blog???

Dana Dane said...

just teasing

Mies said...

Dana, Unfortunately, I am totally blogless...Maybe some day, ya never know...

Dana Dane said...

awww....too bad
let me know if you decide to step into the nerd zone with me

so
how did you find my bloggy if you have none...where you reading from?

and welcome to the middle of nowhere

Mies said...

Hi again...
Mike S suggested that I read your blog. I have been reading for about 6 months now, but never commented until now...
I really don't read many blogs and find it hard to comment, being on the shy side, though I have wanted to comment on yours several times. Your post about your Mom's birthday made me come out of hiding.
I will try to be less shy and pop in again...