You are so mean. What's with the nine minutes instead of ten? That extra minute would feel so good. that extra minute would probably not deprive me of energy like the nine do, make me drink tons of strong coffee and put a little extra pep in my step.
I hate you snooze button. I curse you. You are a big fake by letting me think that 9 extra minutes is enough, it is NOTHING!
(So yeah, it's Tuesday but I feel like it's Monday.)