Thursday, April 12, 2007

They're Creepy and They're Kooky

How sweet it is to out your family...........


The year was 1997, I had my 2 oldest boys then. We lived in the pretty little town of Red Wing. My mom lived in a huge 5 bedroom split level home. It looked even more monstrous because it was on the upper level of the neighborhood and sat on a hill. Her front yard and driveway were downhill. She would hire me occasionally to come over and stay with my 5 siblings, whenever her and my step dad went out of town.


She also had a Rottweiler named Jasmine that year. Jasmine was still a puppy, but you know that stage they hit, where they get real tall and clumsy. Right before they grow into thier paws. Jazz had a bad habit of climbing the deck in the back and the garage and then the roof. There she would bark for attention.


Well it was around Halloween when I had to go up to my moms with my 2 boys. They all wanted to play with the fog machine, that my mom purchased so they can have some sort of special effect when passing out candy. In the family room they built a "nightclub." With a strobe light, the fog machine, Christmas lights and the stereo. Ok I admit I helped them.Image


I was upstairs when the brood approched me again.


"Can we please just fog the whole house? We want to play hide and seek?"


"Yeah sure" I say, I retreat to my moms room because I know that will be the point of clarity.


After a half hour I hear various smoke alarms going off. I run out, can't see, they turned it off and are pulling batteries out of alarms in different rooms. I know this is highly illegal, but hey, anything to keep them quiet, sane and not fighting for a couple of hours.


Next thing I know they are calling me out again. I can't see. The strobe is red. I am questioning whether or not I can breathe in this red, flashing fog. I start to feel like, clausterphobic, for a second, then somebody grabs my leg. I let out a scream and began chasing rugrats at high speed. We are all running like maniacs...then the doorbell rings. They all run and hide. Dam, I hate being the adult sometimes.


I make my way down the stairs and open the door. As I open the door, a whole cloud of fog (it was cherry scentedImage) follows me out and surrounds the Mormon family next door.


After a coughing fit, Bishop Lash asks "Are you all ok?"


"Sure" I say," my mom just bought the kids a fog machine and we were testing it out." I close the door behind me, because the fog won't quit and I don't want him to see the red flashing light.


"Ok" he says, looking at me doubtfully "You let us know if you need anything"


"Sure"


He starts walking away with his wife and kids, then turns back "Your dog is on the roof again."


Dam that Jasmine! I think, in all the chaos, we didn't hear her barking. I walk down to the lawn so I can see her and tell her to shut up, before I went to retrieve her. When I looked back, I noticed...OMG, how could I have forgotten, my mom took the drapes to the cleaners, because some little girl (who shall remain nameless) colord them with markers. The huge bay windows in the living room looked like damnation, fire and brimstone, the lake of fire...and on top of that you could hear the kids screaming. Thats when I also noticed, cars driving by real slow. Looking at the house. I wished I was 12 years old so I could flip them off. Instead I yell at Jazz to shut up, wave at the cars, and go to the back deck to get my dog.


She is going crazy when I get her down, she hears the kids screaming inside and wants in so bad. I slide open the deck door for her, she flies past me and proceeds to chase rugrats around like I was. OMG I think, they are having so much fun. I am sure people think we are witches, or worshippers, or the Adams Family. I watch my kids, siblings, and dog running in the fog laughing. Then I think "WHO GIVES A CRAP!" If we stop now, the damage has been done, already.


"Hey you rugrats!"


"What" they sound a little panicked, like I am going to turn off the fun.


"You better run, cuz I am going to get you!!"


They scream and run.


2 comments:

Josie said...

What a delightful story! And how fun to read about a mom who isn't too worried about "what the neighbors think" to allow the kids to experience a little spooky magic. I'm betting they all still remember that day! :)

Dorid said...

:) and just think, now that you have your own house you can take out the smoke detectors any time you want :)